I was grossed out even before I saw the leg.

Time to buy a Bic. Actually, go for the Costco 40-pack.

Don’t forget the back-hair attachment.

I’d recommend starting with the face.

Is it a full moon already?

There’s something really weird about that hand. Is it even attached?

(Insert Teen Wolf picture)

Coming to a cult barbecue near you!

Who are they barbecuing?

They were the Awesome Eight until they ate Jimmy.

Wonder-twin powers UNITE!

The lasso is symbolic of Uncle Bud’s colon.

They cut up that horse real bad.

…something fierce. Poor horse.

It’s not a horse… it’s an ASS!

Ladies and gentlemen… the inventor of the board game HOSPITAL!

I don’t know about any Wig Wam, but this album yurts.

The premier native american S&M band, now playing at a casino near you!

Maw-giw!