The other elves threw him out of Rivendell for playing that annoying little guitar.

I’m not sure you’re going to get many gigs with an electric ukulele.

… or many chicks.

You might get a day job with the Richie Family though, if you’re willing to wear a speedo and a leash.

The Zelda theme song? I’m not sure this really fits our Regrettable Music vibe… I mean it is a bit nerdy…

Oh heck yes it does! Ride the lightning b****es!!

Nothing like performance art that you can kill/cook dinner with.

Oh HELL YES!

HELL NO! MENUDO!

All I want for Christmas is a glittered onesie!

Onesie’s are for little children. That’s a unitard.

Menudo – it’s not just a crappy band, it’s also a crappy food.

Poor Piñata!

You gotta check out their myspace page to hear their tunes!

THAT IS AWESOME. They better go into the witness protection program before the Colonel finds out. They’ll either be spokesman or lunch.

Ohhhh yeah. I’m totally going to spin some of this up at the family Christmas party.