The Prince of Pipers, he has enslaved millions of rats since the age of sixteen!
He’s also haunted the nightmares of thousands of single ladies and small children.
Bubble Puppy? Where’s the puppy?
Gathering promises, harvesting disappointment.
They’re the house band at Medieval Times.
Yeah, their big single is ‘Mead, Mutton, and Maids.’
Airborne terror can be stopped?!? Someone tell the TSA to check this out so they can stop trying to get to third base with me.
