Look, Sussan, if you’re going to be photographed while demon possessed could you at least have the decency to change out of your nightie first? Geez. Some people are so inconsiderate…

I shared a cube with this chick at my last job.

Cue the screeching balloon lady music: “screeEEE screeEEE screeEEE!”

That is the worst tattoo removal job I’ve ever seen!

Forever? I hope they’re not in heaven!

Thank god the shirtless denim vest was not forever.

You do realize those men’s hands are all surgically attached!

…forever?

Walkers? I would rather be confined to a wheelchair.

I prefer to avoid absolute words like, “forever” and “always” when discussing music, but this album is a definite “never.”