That is the worst tattoo removal job I’ve ever seen!

Forever? I hope they’re not in heaven!

Thank god the shirtless denim vest was not forever.

You do realize those men’s hands are all surgically attached!

…forever?

Walkers? I would rather be confined to a wheelchair.

I prefer to avoid absolute words like, “forever” and “always” when discussing music, but this album is a definite “never.”

It’s the Star-Strangled Banner!

It’s “The Turban-ator!”

Fortunately he was able to reuse this promo shot for album art after his failed audition for Battlestar Galactica.

He’s wearing a Star of David! He must be Jewish.

No, that’s either a pentagram or a turtle.