Now those are MUTTON CHOPS!

Yeah, this even makes Mungo look like he waxes!

I don’t think he has any upper teeth. He doesn’t need them.

“It BURNS USsssss, PRECIOUSSSs! Nasty mean Monkses!”

That dude needs some Excedrin.

I would go with some ‘ludes.

He does bear a disturbing resemblance to Weird Al… hmmmm….

Look, Sussan, if you’re going to be photographed while demon possessed could you at least have the decency to change out of your nightie first? Geez. Some people are so inconsiderate…

I shared a cube with this chick at my last job.

Cue the screeching balloon lady music: “screeEEE screeEEE screeEEE!”

That is the worst tattoo removal job I’ve ever seen!