Resul Balay is already a local legend around here! –Gokhan

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Does his album name mean “Rocking the Orphanage”?

“Balay” that order, ensign!

Uggh - 4 minutes and 18 seconds of pain. It just keeps coming…

Is she the spawn of Jimmy Durante? I phrase that as a question because it somehow seems less cruel.

Filmed on-site at a scenic sewage treatment plant overlooking the New York skyline.

I don’t want to lose you tonight––you’re the only thing that matters!

Can I get this on iTunes?

Ach, I hope not…

Just “Terri-ble.”

Thank goodness they didn’t have a wardrobe malfunction!

Poor Tina Turner.

This kind of halftime show is the solution to soccer hooliganism the world round! Either that or they’ll riot and kill everyone.

Let me think of a comment… while I take a dump.

Apparently this is the cure for constipation too!

They were the featured halftime entertainment for all of the Bud Bowls and the Westminster Dog Show.

Yeah, they were all tragically killed by a crazed rottweiler who couldn’t take it anymore.

Don’t do it! For the love of god!